The external training programme runs close to 30 conferences and over 60 courses per year, as well as running the EMBL visitor programme. Serving so many scientists mean there are a few things we need to help get us through the year!
Head of External Scientic Training & Head of Course and Conference Office
WHISKEY – To calm the nerves
Jürgen & Geoff
A blend of German intensity and British stoutness, the Head of External Scientic Training (Jürgen Deka) and the Head of the Course and Conference Office (Geoff Barnett) perfectly complement each other with their dignified and slightly nutty characteristics. With a subtle malty aroma, they are a balanced mix of dryness and spice. Best enjoyed diluted and in small doses, this smooth duo ensures that the external training team consistently performs as a top notch, blended team.
External Scientific Courses & Visitor Programme
VITAMINS – To optimise performance
Yvonne, Elisabeth & Claudia
These essential minerals are vital to keeping our external training programme running and healthy. The 100% natural, maximum-strength team work well together to produce an optimised result, with all carrying out their diverse biochemical functions. Fine to consume on a daily basis, however be sure to do so in small amounts to prevent toxic reactions. They are a convenient cure all for all training related problems, with proven premium-quality side-effects.
Courses Team
CHOCOLATE – To keep up the energy levels
Maryann, Christina & Maria
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. It is always there when you need it. The Courses team are the quality chocolate production line when it comes to running great scientific courses. Rich and satisfying, this delightfully sweet team owes its success to the relentless and uncompromising pursuit of excellence, constantly aiming to please. Although at times bitter sweet, it is easy to become addicted to these premium beings – you are guaranteed to keep coming back for more!
Conferences Team
COFFEE – To stay awake after the conference parties
Tim, Nathalie, Lisa, Lea, Inna & George
The unmistakable aroma of this fragrant team is what makes the conference team unique. Carefully selected, they are roasted to perfection in order to keep you going from conference registration to the closing remarks. According to chemistry, coffee is a solution, and that is certainly true in the case of this earthy yet spicy group. Although there may be some fake, instant coffees out there who are intent on taking shortcuts, at EMBL we have the real thing, and guarantee that we have created the perfect brew for a successful conference.
Marketing Team
CHAMPAGNE – Because who needs an excuse to celebrate?
Julie, Nicola, Krasimira, Carolina & Assol
Focused and bold, the marketing crew make up a very strong team with a truly distinct sparkle of genuine creativity and freshness. Dazzling character that slowly develops along with the organisation of an event, embarking on the endeavours of analysing, proofing, advertising, as well as the subtle capturing of sponsors. Quite youthful, bubbling a myriad number of new and innovative ideas.
Administration
CAKE – To bring some sweetness to the team
Anna & Kathy
The perfect accompaniment to a hard day in the office. Perfect in design, bursting with a broad mix of flavours and characteristics, there is an option for everyone depending on their requirements. Often crisp on the outside but fluffy in the middle, these angelic cakes are devilishly good at what they do. Everyone has their favourite – whether zesty or wholesome, this perfectly presented, irresistible duo help everyone make it through their daily grind!
